Hello doggie disciples! It is me: The Great and Powerful Blanche. Allow me to present your incredibly accurate April horoscopes. Ready? Ok… sit!
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
This is an excellent month for Aries doggos to increase psychic ability, relying on your intuition and gazing deep inside yourself to connect with your angels, spirit guides, and the presence of Dog-Almighty. The solar eclipse on April 8th indicates now is ideal time to try new things. Explore the path you’ve never been down, check out what your human has hidden under the house, and maybe learn a new trick or two!
Taurus (April 21 – May 20)
The stars indicate this month is ideal for Taurus pups new seeking employment and new avenues of income. Are you on Instagram yet? Wanna earn some extra bones? Try applying as a sniffer dog at the airport or maybe as a Pet Krewe model!
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
For Gemini critters in April the planet Saturn wants you to think about what is most important to you. What toys and treats are you committed to? It’s time to define your canine values of loyalty and playfulness and to develop your talents for digging holes and seeing how many puddles you can jump into.
Cancer (June 21 -July 20)
Cancer Creatures should use the Lunar Eclipse on April 24 to activate their strong romantic instincts. If there’s a particular pup at the park or doggy day care that’s tickled your snout, this is your month for magic connections. Remember where there’s wagging tails, love prevails!
Leo (July 21 – August 20)
April is all about travel and learning for Leo doggos. Get ready to stick your head out the window and hit the road. This month also offers the opportunity to connect with a teacher of the highest caliber. Wherever the journey leads you, be ready to meet with your new trainer to jump, catch, fetch, and rollover as your best self.
Virgo (August 21 – September 20)
Virgo canines can expect blessings to come from Venus favoring the pooch planet Pluto this month. This could indicate you enjoying a remodeling or redecorating project. Try sprucing up your crate or asking your human for a new dog bed. Start collecting all your favorite toys and blankets and arrange them in tastefully decorative styles. Stay fabulous, puppers!
Libra (September 21 – October 20)
The most important thing for critters born under this equalizing sign is making peaceful relationships. If you’ve been snarling at the neighbors lately, now is your chance to sniff butts and make nice. Forgiveness is what is called for now. The hound down the road who stole your favorite tennis ball, the squirrel that taunts you every day, just lick and make up.
Scorpio (October 21 – November 20)
This month the planets are bouncing through your sign faster and more chaotically then all the balls at the dog park thrown at once. Scorpio doggos may feel exhausted at being pulled by nine leashes in different directions. Be sure to get plenty of rest. A nice bit of shade under the tree out back, or perhaps under the covers with your human (s) – both make great places for a restorative nap. Just try to keep your cold nose from startling any slumbering two-legs.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
It’s a great month for self-beautification and socialization. Time for a for a full day at the doggy day spa - get your nails did, put some ribbons in your fur, and go out on the town. It’s not so much about finding a mate this Spring, but more about finding your place at the head of the pack. Look good, feel good, and strut your stuff with the puppy posse.
Capricorn (December 21 – January 20)
Capricorn canines are in for a career-focused April. It’s not what you know, it’s who you know, so don’t be ashamed of whatever social climbing got you to where you are now in the pack’s sniffing hierarchy. The full moon this month encourages you to use your elevated ambition and status to help showcase the work of others. Be sure to compliment the Alpha on all their successes, but give some credit to the shrub-watering artists as well. Remember, always be kind to those at the bottom of the dog pile – they’re the ones who hold you up. Or eat you.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 20)
Everything is about communication for Aquarian critters this April. Don’t rely exclusively on your tail to convey the deepest mysteries of your soul. Be more expressive with your eyebrows and vocal stylings. Focusing on meaningful exchange will enrich your life and warm the hearts of those around you. Especially when you sing. Shout the bloodhound blues for the whole neighborhood to enjoy. Don’t be shy, share your gift with the world!
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
Coming out of last month’s Mercury in retrograde, you may have busted the bone bank. Now is the time for Piscean pups to take a step back and question if they’ve set aside enough for a rainy day. Have you destroyed all the balls and plush toys you’ve been given, or have you still got some stashed away? Reign in your spending habits on things that don’t matter and focus on things that do, such as getting Pet Krewe’s latest spring line. Sensible spending on things that give you joy will ensure a joyous and well-dressed life at home and in the streets.
Wishing All of You a Splendid Spring!
Peace & Paws,
Stella & Blanche
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