Hello doggie disciples! It is me: The Great and Powerful Blanche. Allow me to present your incredibly accurate August horoscopes. Ready? Ok… sit!
Leo (July 21 – August 20)
Happy birthday, Leo doggos! This is your month to shine! No one knows more about their magical inner puppy than you, and when it comes to wet nose kisses, generosity of snuggles, and an open heart, you’re a natural. August 15 is a new moon in your sign, so set some good intentions and get ready to howl while watching them manifest as the moon fills up. Your stars have lined up like sled dogs and you’re in for a roaringly good month.
Virgo (August 21 – September 20)
You sometimes feel inadequate and despite your every effort, things just don’t seem to turn out right. Well, dear Virgo Doggo, this is not one of those times. These dogs days of summer will see your wishes come true and your skills increase by leaps and bounds. All your hard work will pay off especially around the 10th of the month when Mars marches into your sign, so get ready! There will be ample opportunity to show off your new toys and tricks to every beagle and St. Bernard in the yard!
Libra (September 21 – October 20)
Four legged Libras will have an August that’s all about relationships. Stop and really think about whose butt you enjoy sniffing the most, and if you’re bringing joy to those who take in the fine bouquet of yours. Is there a pup at the park or down the block you wish to share your life with, or maybe just a tennis ball? Either way, focus on building good canine connections this month, and the effort will pay off the rest of the year.
Scorpio (October 21 – November 20)
Puppy Planet Pluto, the celestial sphere of power and transformation and your guard-dog planet, moves forward again this month. This means you’ll be feeling the magic of rebirth throughout August. It’s time to come out of the dark kennel you’ve been in since March 24 when Pluto went retrograde in the first place. You’ve had five (thirty five?) months to take inventory of your special talents and now it’s time to share them with the world! Don’t be shy asking for a kibble raise or a promotion to sleep on the human bed. Now’s your chance, Scorpio, go forth and carpe spherem!
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
It’s been a rather tricky year for you, dear Archer. Sagittarians are known for their Big Dog picture view of things, the Chihuahua perspective simply doesn’t do it for you. Jupiter, your ruling planet, has been in Virgo, the sign of efficiency, productivity and minutia, but all that’s about to change. With Pooch Planet Pluto in your sign moving forward this month, you will be unstoppable. Get ready to be inundated with opportunities. Are you a foster waiting for your fur-ever home? You will find it this month! Are you show dog dreaming of that blue ribbon, well August is your month to triumph and to triumph BIG!
Capricorn (December 21 – January 20)
August is for the softer side of Capricorn canines. Normally invulnerable and reserved by nature, dear goat-dog, your relationships require you to show your feelings and your sensitivity now. Don’t be afraid to wag your whole hindquarters, that’s what the planets are saying you need to do. Give all the licks and sniffs and muzzle-wuzzles never fear how you may be perceived. Surrender your cold, calculating Capricorn crust, and let your furry love light shine!
Aquarius (January 21 – February 20)
There are probably lots of folks pulling at you and wanting your attention this month. The important question is what do YOU want? Try not to get swept away with all the demands for walks and snuggles and dress up time from everyone you meet. The spheres are telling you it’s time to pull back from your bark-party-filled world as you reflect and contemplate who YOU really are and then, and only then, can you begin to figure out what you want from others. Do you want a new fur baby sibling? Do you like the person your human met on an online app? Meditate, practice yoga, do some downward facing dogs, and look deep into your fluffy soul to find your true doggy dharma.
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
Piscean Puppers are in for a romantic summer month. Beat the heat with a cooling dip in any puddle you find, but make it a mud pit for two! Pisces-guiding planets of Neptune and Jupiter will try to pull your watery spirit into more mystical realms, but don’t neglect the solid ground beneath your paws. There’s a real, live wet nose waiting to sniff you, an adorable fur monster just like you waiting to run and wrestle all summer long. Just get your hippie hound head out of the clouds for a few weeks and you’ll see. Don’t miss the opportunity for earthly love chasing after cosmic mysteries.
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
You’re the explorer of the Zodiac, dear Ram-Dog. You’re always ready to boldly go where no dog has gone before. Just be sure to stay hydrated this summer. Aries animals are known to gloss over mundane details like self-care and adventure preparation, but this is your chance to buck the trend. Your guiding planets move into a formation suggesting time spent with human children could be enjoyable, and extended family visits (a full litter reunion?) could be in your future. Whatever happens, remember the little things to ensure you’ve had the rest, nourishment, and preparation to enjoy the big ones.
Taurus (April 21 – May 20)
You finally have clarity about what you really love, value, and appreciate! Some pooches spend their whole lives trying to figure that out. Venus is your puppy-power-planet. On August 2 she finally completes her four-month journey in Gemini, the sign of communication. New talents will emerge this month, such as understanding sign language and being able to sing opera like a Husky. Suddenly everyone understands every bark, growl, and yip you utter, so watch what you say!
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
As an air sign, you usually prefer to keep things on the light side, dear Canae Gemini. Deep digging for you is usually reserved for dirt in the yard, not your human’s psyche. But this month the Puppy Planet Pluto moves forward again giving you the opportunity to gaze into your two-legs’ eyes and understand them fully. Don’t just look at them like that when you want a treat or a walk; go frolicking in their soul for a while. The planets move swiftly away from this alignment next month, so be sure to take advantage of your psychic superpowers while you can. Who knows what you can find inside their brains!
Cancer (June 21 -July 20)
You are the most emotional sign in the zodiac! On August 7th love planet Venus enters your sign, you will feel emboldened to share your nurturing and sensitive side with the world! See some faces that need a tongue bath? Be momma-dog for them. Notice a lonely critter skulking about at the park, go right over and cheer them up. Be the tail wag you wish to see in the world. Also, your relationships get a real shot in the paw as new and exciting doggos come into your life around August 13th 2019, when Venus and Uranus romp butt to snout. Be ready to meet them, and offer them nurturing, canine Cancer love!
Wishing All of You a Splendid August!
Peace & Paws,
Stella & Blanche
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