Pet Horoscope - Capricorn 2019

Hello doggie disciples! It is us: The Great and Powerful Blanche and the Mystical Stella. Allow us to present your incredibly accurate January horoscopes. Ready? Ok…sit!

Capricorn (December 21 – January 20)

This is your season, Cap-canines! The theme for this birthday month is power. Who’s in charge and how do you get there? All the strength of the New Year and the Sun being in your house means, if you play your kibble-cards right, YOU could be Top Dog. Just be sure to keep your barking to a minimum as Uranus clashing with Saturn will make you more than a little yappy.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 20)

Air sign Aquarian pups need to focus on sleep and dreams this month. The planets are ready to reveal mysteries to you in the secret language of slumber—like how to catch that squirrel that always escapes at the last minute. Take advantage of this dark winter time when the focus is on your Capricorn friends, when you can quietly slip away into a cozy dog bed and frolic in the dream fields.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Pisces Pups have no time for drama and immaturity this month. Saturn rules now, which means it’s time to get serious and cut out those individuals that are holding you back. Cute boxer at the park that always steals the ball and gives you a snarl-fest? Say bye-bye! Avoid puppies as much as possible this January, and seek wise older hounds who can impart their wisdom upon you.

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

For Aries critters, the beginning of this month is a great time to start new projects. This could be the ideal time to start working on some new tricks, jumps, or herding techniques. Or maybe you can just encourage your human to build you a new tricked-out dog house with a bone-shaped Jacuzzi. Hey, if you don’t ask, the answer’s always no!

Taurus (April 21 – May 20)

Taurean doggos can look forward to a bright and travel-filled January.  This is an excellent time to focus on learning and adventure. Perhaps some training and you could become an emotional support dog, ready to fly the furry skies and keep your human calm while delighting all the other passengers.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The stars have aligned for Gemini puppers to have a mischievous month of skirting the rules having some naughty fun. These dual-natured doggos are ruled by the planet Mercury which isn’t retrograde for once and that means communication should be easy and direct all month long. Bark your mind loudly and proudly and never let the rules drag you down.

Cancer (June 21 -July 20)

Cancer canines need to watch out for resorting to their crabby ways this month. Emotions can run high for you, so be sure you don’t lash out with a misplaced nip or a mean growl. Focus on the paw-sitive and try to avoid stressful situations at least until January 21st when the planets are more likely to let you feel relaxed again.

Leo (July 21 – August 20)

This is a big month for Sun-ruled Leos; you even have an eclipse and super moon in your sign! That means this is the time to renew your focus on the most important things you value (toys, long walks in the park, snuggles) and shed some bad habits like peeing on the carpet and jumping on house guests. Embrace your sunny disposition and share it with creatures of every kind this New Year season.

Virgo (August 21 – September 20)

Virgo pups of every breed need to be ready for some emotional outbursts. The planets’ positions may incline you to stress eat even when you’re not stressed, bark for no reason, and snap at the hand that feeds you. Don’t fill your schedule with too many activities; you need to reserve time in case you need to cry or nap. For Virgos, the belly is the zone of greatest gratification, so roll over and get some extra scratches this month—you’re gonna need it!

Libra (September 21 – October 20)

This January is all about home and family for the Libra critter. Tensions will be running high for creatures of other zodiac signs, but you will be perfectly placed to help. The Libra plays peacemaker between other members of the pack regardless of their species or breed. Be sure to watch out for boundaries this month, such as fences and pee-marked borders, or conflicts could arise. Home is where you need to be, and the humans will thank you for it.

Scorpio (October 21 – November 20)

Get ready for some news, Scorpio doggos! The stars have aligned to ensure you will receive multiple sets of life-changing information this month. This will be surprising news and give you great cause to celebrate. Could it be that a new dog is joining your pack? Will you be moving to a home with a bigger yard? Whatever it is, Scorpio, you are ready to handle it with a paw-sitive outlook.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

Fire sign Sagittarian pups are all about resources in January. Gather all of your babies in one place, bury your bones in a safe hole in the lawn, and keep a close watch on your dog-bed. Also, be sure to stick up for yourself getting paid. Whether it’s behind the ear scratches for a good walk or yummy treats for a new trick, you’ve earned it.

Wishing All of You Safe and Happy Howl-i-days,

Peace & Paws,

Stella & Blanche

& Poomba….

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