Hello doggie disciples! It is me: The Great and Powerful Blanche. Allow me to present your incredibly accurate February horoscopes. Ready? Ok… sit!
Aquarius (January 21 – February 20)
New dog paths and bold play plans are in store this month! Aquarian pups are born under the sign of individuality which empowers you to double-dog-dare to do what others couldn't even imagine. Get out there and go after your dreams, catch that elusive squirrel and break free from imaginary leashes that have been holding you back for far too long.
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
Be cautious of overreacting and misinterpreting others' intentions this month. Not every hand that comes to pet you in the street comes bearing treats. But when we move into your fishy sign at the end of this month, the stars urge you to speak up and tell it like it is. Don’t be a lone voice barking in the wilderness – sit loud, stand proud and make your voice heard to the ends of the canine cosmos!
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
This month is all about making new friends broadening your horizons. It's time to get out and about, and make your presence felt. That cute Bichon Frise at the dog park you’ve been too shy to butt sniff? There’s no better month than February to bounce right up and take a whiff. Puppy love is in the air!
Taurus (April 21 – May 20)
Like the bull that represents your sign, you will be unstoppable this month. Even if you’re a teacup Chihuahua, other pooches with regard you as a 300 pound English Mastiff when you enter the scene. Your temper and naughty behavior might be a wee but more volatile than normal, but your human will deal with it. Remember, you’re Top Dog this month, just be sure to treat your underlings well – soon enough it will be their turn to be Alpha, so don’t make any enemies you don’t need.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
For Gemini pups February is for launching projects and em-bark-ing on adventures! Have you been envisioning a new paw-print art project, or perhaps a collage of nose smears on plate glass? Go for it! The critics will rave at your artistic acumen. Unless they’re cats. Cats are the meanest art critics . They’ll never understand your Gemini genius.
Cancer (June 21 -July 20)
This February is all about resource-building for crabby canines. So it’s time to diversify your portfolio. Have you been burying bones out back? It might be time to add some plush toys and cans from the recycling bin into your savings. Just be sure to bury them in multiple holes around the yard; you should never put all your treasures in one place.
Leo (July 21 – August 20)
Whether you’re a Labrador or Lhasa Apso, Leo doggos will feel an irresistible urge to change course and take radical action this month. This could be with the costumes you choose to wear or it could be quite literally on a walk. Just try to keep your human informed about these dramatic shifts in direction as they could result in you straining your neck or even snapping a collar.
Virgo (August 21 – September 20)
This month is all about relationships, and especially for Virgo furries. It’s a time of communication breakthroughs, so tune in and be present. Help your human get right the voice they use when pretending to talk as you, and be extra expressive with your snuggles and kisses. If your human doesn’t have a date, YOU can be their Virgo Valentine!
Libra (September 21 – October 20)
Furry Libras should accept invitations and be the social animals they are this month. Libras thrive on belly rub contact and social interaction. Try to stay balanced as your sign would suggest because later this month the potential for exhaustion is at its zenith. No one wants to spend Carnival in bed! Just pace yourself, get your rest, drink plenty of water, take your flea meds, and you’ll be fine.
Scorpio (October 21 – November 20)
This February you will feel increased urges to follow your heart. Scorpio doggos should be ready to entertain suitors and when the right one meets you at Doggy Daycare, go for it! Make it a month of Valentine’s days, lick, sniff, and play away!
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
The stars indicate some conflict resulting from your being extra expressive this month. Try to avoid being impulsive and reactive. Yes, you can continue to practice your opera at the mailman, but don’t be upset when others fail to recognize your talent. With a New Moon on the 4th, this is the time to get out there and live your best doggy life, you just have to talk about it with every schnauzer, pit, and corgi you see.
Capricorn (December 21 – January 20)
Canine Capricorns may feel a bit explosive or at odds with the whole world month. Misaligned planets will have the effect of a nasty dog whistle on you for a few days in the first half of February. But Capricorns are the most ambitious and occupation-oriented of all the signs. Try to focus on career goals like becoming a drug-sniffer at the airport, a cattle herder, or perhaps a model for Pet Krewe. Concentrating on your strengths will make you a much happier critter this month than focusing on what you’ve got no experience with.
Wishing All of You Safe and Happy Horoscoping,
Peace & Paws,
Stella & Blanche
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